Whysanity monologues

He mistakes the speech for a breakup. Naturally enough. Actress Nina Nancy Mette visits the recently paralyzed May-Alice whose part she took over on a soap opera. During their conversation about leaving soap operas for more serious acting work, Nina tells the following funny yet bittersweet story of her first real acting job.

A fishing boat captain herself, Linda Greenlaw Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio eulogizes her fallen comrades. Alma Bibi Andersson speaks to her healthy but always silent patient, telling her a rather lurid story from her youth. Loquacious Joan Angelina Jolie struggles with her acting classes. Sound familiar to anyone? I hope not. Ghost expert Tangina Zelda Rubinstein lectures the family on the nature of the spirits that are haunting and tormenting them—and kidnapping their children.

Supernatural Sally Owens Sandra Bullock , in a letter to her sister, expresses her dreams and her yen for true love. Join the club, lady. Cinderella-esque prostitute Vivian Julia Roberts recounts a fairy-tale fantasy she had when she was a girl.

Campaign planner Libby Holden Kathy Bates , an old friend of candidate Jack Stanton, suffers a crisis of conscience, and threatens his run for the presidency.

This monologue from Buttercup Robin Wright does not appear in the movie as is. Pieces of it yes. Please reference bride3.

This space intentionally left blank. More painful secrets come to the surface in this conversation and monologue between daughters Kym Anne Hathaway , Rachel Rosemarie Dewitt , and their father.

Her addiction to diet pills slowly increasing, Sara Goldfarb Ellen Bursytn explains to her son addicted to heroin, unbeknownst to Sara the feeling of being old and useless.

A beautifully intense and sad monologue. Romy Mira Sorvino spins a tale of success—they invented Post-It Notes—as they travel cross-country to their high school reunion. Before leaving for Paris, Sabrina Julia Ormond inadvertently confesses her soul to the brother Harrison Ford of her unrequited love.

One half of the improbable couple, Diane Ione Skye , speaks about her relationship with the eccentric good-hearted Lloyd John Cusack. Please reference say2. The buxom Buffy Gilmore Shannon Elizabeth, in her only appearance on this site satirizes every teen-slasher middle-age-slasher, elderly-slasher movie ever.

Servant and plaything to a Nazi commander, Jewish girl Helen Hirsch Embeth Davidtz feels resigned but is encouraged to talk about her life with Schindler Liam Neeson , wanting to reassure her. Solitary nurse Hanna Sarah Polley opens up to her blind and burned patient about her past traumatic horrors in Yugoslavia during the war. Elinor Emma Thompson, who won an Oscar for her adaption lectures her more romantically-minded sister on the subject of the heart and love.

Sarah Kate Beckinsale explains why she dragged her friend across the country to find someone she knew for a few hours many years before. In this cut scene from the great musical, chorus girl Kathy Selden Debbie Reynolds moons over a billboard of her favorite movie star Don Lockwood Gene Kelly. Lena Alexis Bledel asserts her youthful individuality to her Greek and traditional grandfather, during a vacation in the homeland.

Their high class lives forever changed by a con-artist vagabond, Ouisa Kittredge Stockard Channing fears the true nature of this story will be lost over time. Ex-girlfriend mistress Lydia Jeanne Tripplehorn yells at wife-cheater Gerry John Lynch , extending a train station metaphor ad-nauseam. Sugar Kane Marilyn Monroe cursed with bad luck when it comes to men, especially sax players like Joe Tony Curtis disguised as a Josephine. The unlucky in love Jane Ashley Judd has a strange but understandable request for her doctor.

Elise McKenna Jane Seymour is performing on stage in ; she breaks character to tell herself and him how she loves the man who has travelled back in time to be with her. Surrogate mother figure Aunt May Rosemary Harris brightens up the day of the our favorite neighbor webslinger who has been depressed lately what with his powers decaying and his dream girl getting married to some astronaut doorknob.

What does Yvaine Claire Danes , an actual star from the heavens, know about love? Quite a lot, as it turns out. An exiled knight Sir Alec Guiness. A desperate captured princess Carrie Fisher. A dark lord. A galaxy. After a turn toward to juvenile delinquency, former athlete Haley Graham Missy Peregrym is forced to return to the world she abandoned, in the form of an elite gymnastics academy.

Katie Jordan Michelle Pfieffer remembers a college paper she had to write on any book that best depicted the way that we viewed the world. Katie Jordan Michelle Pfeiffer reconciles with her husband of 15 years, hopefully to live happily ever after together. Introverted IRS agent Harold Crick Will Ferrell has just spent a day auditing the less-than-helpful Ana Maggie Gyllenhaal , who hopes to apologize with milk, freshly-baked cookies, and conversation.

Who could turn that down? Not I. In a corny but legendary moment, Lois Lane Margot Kidder muses to herself poetically while flying over Metropolis with Superman, spit-curl and all. The ethereal voice of Nicole Sarah Polley reads from a poem-version of the Pied Piper, equating it with the tragedy that has destroyed her and her town. Sydney White Amanda Bynes — a college campus version of Snow White — rebels against the university queen and her fraternity court.

The Mrs. Her Jane voice of Minnie Driver. Him Tarzan, he save Jane life and she talks up a storm about the experience to her naturalist father in the wilds of Africa. Commited to an aslyum, Sarah Connor reviews a video of an earlier interview with her where she breaks into complete hysterics.

She feels better now. An older and stronger Sarah Connor Linda Hamilton happens upon a revelation of sorts from observing her son interact with the machine sent to protect him. A terminally ill Emma Horton Debra Winger receives what she knows will be the final visit from her sons. Stunningly beautiful Faye Liv Tyler breaks up with her emotionally absent boyfriend in this Tom Hanks creation. Teenage Maria Adrienne Shelly has become pregnant by her football-player ex-boyfriend.

In this scene she speaks to Nurse Paine Karen Silas at a family planning clinic to consider her options. In this dialogue, undead monstrosity Edward Robert Pattinson and Bella Kristen Stewart steal away to the foggy woods together. Needless to say, he does not bury his teeth in her neck as much as he might want to do so. Because a little exposition never killed anyone. Turn-ons: acrobatics, trenchcoats, and guns. Mary Panton Kristin Scott Thomas hesitates over becoming close to anyone else, after a past tragedy.

Evey Hammond Natalie Portman remembers the anarchist revolutionary hero who changed her life for the positive. Political prisoner Valerie Valerie Page , jailed because of her sexuality, leaves her history in her prison cell for a future prisoner to find. A guilty and honest Dr. Delia Surridge Sinead Cusack documents the experiments that killed hundreds and created the vigilante of the people, V.

Through a letter, the betrayer and betrayed Judy Kim Novak tries to decide whether to run and hide or stay and try to love. Brilliant Hitchcock-spoilers ahead. About to go out on a blind date, Savannah Jackson Whitney Houston contemplates the multifaceted issue of the opposite sex on New Years Eve.

Four explorations of reality and unreality, waking and dreaming from various characters in this very surreal and fascinating movie.

Maria Natalie Wood turns upon those who caused the death of her true love and others; they killed not with guns and knives but by hate.

Summer camp loving, had me a blast: dream girl Katie Marguerite Moreau rejects the sensitive and kind Coop for the all-body-no-brains type. Sarah screen legend Lillian Gish in her last role toasts her late-husband on their 46th anniversary; he was killed in WWII.

Alice Green, struggling to recover from the disease of alcoholism, speaks to her Alcohol Anonymous group from the bottom of her resolved heart. Sally Meg Ryan recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend and is convinced she did the right thing.

Plus another monologue from Harry: apartments and death. Two additional monologues from the love-sick, confused, sweet, cute and very memorable heroine Lucy Sandra Bullock. Two monologues: Astrid Alison Lohman ponders her life at the beginning and at the end of her especially painful teenage trials. Alex Cher successfully resists the slimy scumbag advances of Daryl, a literal devil, after a lunch date.

You know this one. Desiree Leslile Bibb is not anywhere near the same person that Zia Patrick Fugiit remembers from the real world before they both committed suicide over each other. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google account. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account.

Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. The Abyss Lindsay Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio relays a message to her husband whom is on a mission several miles under the sea, endangering himself to the extreme.

The Crucible Driven nearly mad with jealousy, Abigail Winona Ryder violently threatens the other girls if they dare to tell anyone their secret. After Sebastian seemingly wins, malicious and scheming Kathyrn Sarah Michelle Gellar rips away everything, laughing all the way Kathyrn Sarah Michelle Gellar presents an ultimatum to her stepbrother when he starts to hesitate and develop some morals: shocking. Edward Scissorhands Once upon a time, there was a lonely Inventor Vincent Price who made a son to keep him company in his old age.

The Fabulous Baker Boys Tempers flare as former prostitute turned female vocalist Susie Diamond Michelle Pfeiffer turns on her accompanist, small club musician Jack Baker Jeff Bridges , accusing him of being empty and a coward. Flicka Katy Alison Lohman speaks about her love of the American west and the particular species of quadriped that were vital in its creation.

Kissing Jessica Stein Two monologues from this delightful indie comedy one female, one male. Never Been Kissed Three monologues from journalist Josie Drew Barrymore , on assignment at her old high school, attempting to repair her own scarred teen psyche; she was a total geek her first time-around. Joan Angelina Jolie keeps going after a prospective flame who keeps dismissing her.

Highly disturbed Nina Elisha Cuthbert plots a murder most foul. Waking Life Four explorations of reality and unreality, waking and dreaming from various characters in this very surreal and fascinating movie. Read story. Share this: Twitter Facebook. Like this: Like Loading Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:.

Email required Address never made public. Name required. Go to www. Yeah all of those are very good sites. Also google it and see what happens. What agent are you auditioning for I have an audition on Monday and I have to do any two contrasting monologue. Sorry I can't think of any individual scenes off the top of my head!! It depends what sort of thing you are going for, and what they mean by 'not too long'; in stage terms, something not too long might be seen as interminable on film.

But have a look at Valerie in Road, by Jim Cartwright, which can be done very small and filmic to very good effect, it's brutal but poetic language, and a real despairing downer if you have something suaver, or more upbeat to contrast. When choosing think about the charateristics of the character rather then just choosing a happy and then a sad monologue like a very difnified character and then a character that is easily intimedated!

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